Dear fair maidens of the Mall of America
It is time to enter the fabulous food court

Here you will find the finest fast dining of the world
Chinese and Japanese, Middle Eastern too
Mexican and Indian, Italian just for you
And for those who are not as adventurous
American will do

But look at all the candy!
They got taffy stores where we can pull the taffy for ourselves
They got fudge shops where we create our favorite kind of fudge
They got the biggest store the world has seen for every flavor jelly bean
Don't forget, you can't forget the wide array of ice cream!

Listen my friends, no offense to my sister
If you eat all that candy, you'll never be sicker
The thing to do you must realize